kissmyredneckass:

Me and Ramiro at The Price is Right


younggiftedblaq:

This older black woman tossed her scarf around her neck so hard it hit me in my eye.

But she was so fabulous with it, I wasn’t even mad cause I got my life.

*rubs eyes and whispers* …black excellence…


[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]


trohmen:

U WANNA GO U PUNK I KNOW EVERY WORD, EVERY CHORD, AND EVERY BREATH INTAKE OF FALL OUT BOY’S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY DONT MESS WITH ME


kropotkink:

the holy trinity

kropotkink:

the holy trinity


childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you


tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake



earthdad:

do u ever take out the trash and feel like you should throw yourself out along with it


pussylipgloss:

*shuts the door that is life*

pussylipgloss:

*shuts the door that is life*